MaoDaMighty's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Among Normal Guys]

Beat is sick and this is some of the best Russian rap I've heard (surprisingly enough, I've heard quite a bit...) Rama's got some nice flows, diggin this! Stan & Bags bring some dope flows too. The spit hook @ 2:02 is my fav. Loving the hip hop ya'll are bringing from Russia.

Crueltool responds:

Thanks man!! Rap in Russia only non-commercial now. There is no RAP PRODUCTION in our show-business, it's a pity. I can upload more if you want)))

[CLAB - Obsideo vs Raven]

oops forgot to vote.
Obsideo killed it but the "Microsoft Sans" line got the win from me. Raven won?

[Wyze - I Am Crazy (open)]

This is the best verse/hook/beat combo I've ever heard. But yo bro what's with the empty spaces with no hiphopping rap? Like, the beat is good, I don't mind hearing it alone but some sick raps would be cool there, sorry dude -1 star for that. It would appear that FreestyleFriday's name is also Mickey, I automatically hate him/her.

FYI: With a song like this you should probably expect some troll reviews...

Blasphem-E responds:

YYes, I expect them. Thanks for another review bro.

[CLAB - Wyze vs B Serious]

-Wyze: Vocals too quiet
-Wyze: animal diss? King Kong's body double?
-BS: Shitty Stingray die
-BS: Lack of complex rhymes
-Wyze: Bronx has no recent decents
-BS: Generic shots for last verse...
-Bs: Last shot was a mom joke. Fatality fail.

Wyze-Stingray -3 Lyrics, Delivery, Content, Consistency 1
B Serious - 4 Flow, Swag, presence, -1

Wyze wins.

[CLAB - Joey vs Gasmasq]

-JK: sorry/ voice
-JK: inaudible mumbles
-GQ: Distracting ad libs
-JK: choppy mixcut fast flow drop
-GQ: pussy/mirror
-GQ: outros are awesome
JoeyKeys: -3
Gasmasq: -3
JoeyKeys: Delivery,Sick Swag, smooth lyricism 0
Gasmasq: Flips, Relevant Lyrics, presence, flow 1

Gasmasq ftw

[CLAB - PiGPEN vs suddle]

---(3) Pig: Picked the beat and then hated on it?
- Pig: Recycled Laptop Suddle diss
- Suddle: sounded bored
-Suddle: whack beat
- Pig: Lame pitched dubs
- Suddle: <- a veteran?
-Suddle: making it rain

PiGPEN: - 5 . Humour, delivery, relevant shots, flips= - 1
Suddle: -4 . Flow, lyrical language, swag = 0

Suddle wins.

[CLAB - FlipPoint vs Byron]

Bryon's delivery change ups and sarcastic jackass mode in last verse get the win from me. Flip point's flow and lyrical verses deserve much props though; with more specific punches he could've had this one. Great battle!

[CLAB - Jakobe vs Senator]

I'm giving this one to Jakobe. Senator had great energy and delivery, he's an entertainer. "my flow is awesome, I win!" was a kinda lame punch to respond to Jakobe's 2nd verse . The outro was great. I'd almost give Senator the win for it. But Jakobe's lyrics, relevant content and adjustment to the beat drop get the nod from me. Good battle.

[CLAB- Scuare vs Emergency]

Scuare: Clever wordplay. Flow was energetic. Delivery was decent, but a few fast syllables were iffy; clarity overall was decent. Relevant shots from prior battles. The flip on white trash/mind state was dope.

Emergency: Good use of figurative language. Flow complimented the beat well. Delivery was steady with subtle change ups. The ending bars at the end were clever counter flip on verse1 intro.

Shit I didn't like for some reason or another:

-ER: shoutouts
-Sc: "ha" after bologna
-Sc: bars/material (two heavy shots in v1)
-Sc: generic/forced gay-sexual lines
-Sc: "Claktrakk"
-ER: cut off Sc
-ER: B?
-ER:Texas/ white trash
-Sc: Sesame Street AND Dora
-ER: Lejin Laugh outro

Emergency -5 Lyrics, Delivery, Diversity of shots, Clarity, Comedy = 0
Scuare -5 Flow, Presence , Energy, Quality , Relevant Shots= 0

If I had to give the edge to one I'd give it to Emergency. "square in circle of lies" .The random geometry name shot get's the breaker. With so much material based on context from prior battles, it was refreshing to hear a good ole fashion name diss.

[HDC: MickeyMao vs. AxTekk]

Yes! Silent Hill reference, :) you sneaky British knave! :) CHECK MATE!

MickeyMao's new favourite battle rapper wins.

BAH DUHHHHH DUHHHHHHHH!!! AxTekk ftw.

When's the rematch? :P

HDC responds:

Ax 3, Mao 0 ... YEA GURL!!